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10.3
2012

772

partywok:

theonion:

Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate

‘Don’t Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,’ Reports Vice President

I will never tire of sleazy Joe Biden jokes.

NEVER.

(via party-wok)

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