Weezer Need To Fucking Stop Making Music.

ewokonline:

nedhepburn:

right now. just stop. its embarrassing for everybody.

Rivers, step into my office.

• did you lose a bet?
• is this performance art?
• did you quit doing drugs? if yes: why not get back on drugs?
• are you doing too many drugs? if yes: why not do more drugs?
• so you like to exclusively bang asian chicks. i will personally drive you to the Sherman Oaks Galleria and let you loose if you promise me to never, ever do a song with Lil Wayne again. or cover Lady Gaga. or make any more music.
• rock stars aren’t supposed to enjoy being rock stars. this is why Axl Rose was Axl Rose and went batshit and banged models and Bret Michaels is playing Hepatitis Boggle.
• actually, fuck all that. here’s a gun, a candle, and a picture of Brian Wilson crying. i’ll leave you alone.

Ned and I agree on these points.

I’m gonna go listen to Pinkerton and remember when I believed in and trusted Rivers.

Sadly, I have to agree.  I was okay with the first single off the newest cd.  But then I heard the colloboration with Lil’ Wayne, singing with the chick from Gossip Girl, and the final nail in the coffin, the Snuggie/Sneezer.  I didn’t buy the Red Album, just downloaded the songs.  I can’t even bring myself to download “Raditude”.  (no comment on the name)