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Gimme a break, Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that Luke Pasqualino!

Gimme a break, Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that Luke Pasqualino!

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nathanieljames:

Frosty The Red-Nosed Snowman | Meatwad & Carl
from Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Have Yourself A Meaty Little Christmas

1 week ago
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I’m watching E! True Hollywood Story: Mickey Mouse Club.

It’s gotta suck to realize you peaked at 14.

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spinlighted:Bleed American - Jimmy Eat World

I love this song, I love this whole album!  I wore my J.E.W. sweatshirt to work today.   Somebody thought it was a Iowa Hawkeyes sweatshirt but whatever.

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Burr. -2 right now.  I really don’t wanna go outside today.

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” by Dean Martin & Doris Day.  It’s my favorite Christmas time date rape song.

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gifparty:

I should be appalled by this but instead I “liked” it. Watched it a few more times then reblogged it.

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Thanks to my mad Paint skills, I’ve been able to re-create a scene earlier in my apartment tonight when I slipped into my first Snuggie.  I got this for my Dad for Christmas but I had to open it and try it on. Anything I’ve said against Snuggies, I take back.  They are awesome!

Thanks to my mad Paint skills, I’ve been able to re-create a scene earlier in my apartment tonight when I slipped into my first Snuggie.  I got this for my Dad for Christmas but I had to open it and try it on. Anything I’ve said against Snuggies, I take back.  They are awesome!

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The newest postcard I received from South Africa.

The newest postcard I received from South Africa.

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I had some pretty bad taste in music when I was 13 but I’m pretty sure I even knew this song was really bad.

“Summer Vacation” by the Party.

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I wish I had Showtime tonight.

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I just had a Liz Lemon moment

I found a piece of lettuce behind my ear.

:/

1 week ago
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I wish NBC would put me out of my misery and just cancel The Office.

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This just in! Brad Pitt left his wife because Angelina Jolie licked his ass!
I don’t know why my friends still respond to my text messages.
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