Atticus hates it. Mission accomplished.

Tomorrow’s office Halloween celebration is gonna be awesome.

Why?  Cause I’m running the whole thing.

I’m a bit cocky but honestly I’m exhausted cause it’s a lot of work.

I love this only because it will piss off so many.

theduty:

hey fishface.

explain this one.

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: Monica Szczupider captures the inhabitants of the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Center looking on with grief, as one of their own is carried off to her final resting place.

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Did anybody see those lights above the airport tonight?

The reasonable answer = Delays at MSP so planes were forced to circle around before landing.

My answer = Obviously an Independence Day-sized U.F.O.

Li’l devil.

I would be in heaven if someone’s dresses up as the keyboardist from Bon Jovi tomorrow.

theduty:

The B-Team.

Definite downgrade.

fuckyeahscottishconanguy:

Craig & gang sing “In the Navy” by the Village People

I have to start auto reblogging these.

Craig Ferguson aka Scottish Conan Guy aka (as my Dad refers to him) “guy with puppets”.