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sexmusic: bad sects // cursive

Jul 2nd

I hope I'm just tired.

I’m having one of those nights where you just stare blankly at the monitor with no thought or...

Jul 1st

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sexmusic: secret // maroon 5

Jul 1st

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inothernews: kapi: Personal Jesus — Depeche Mode

Jul 1st

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ewokonline: barelysarcasm: lamebot: nedhepburn: At The Drive In “One Armed Scissor” Holy...

Jul 1st

Franken declared Senate winner, Coleman...

Jun 30th

In Memoriam.

Jun 26th

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116 cats? If you have more then three two cats and you live alone, we all know how lonely you are.

Jun 25th

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indierawk: The Pixies - Where Is My Mind? too many good memories with this song.

Jun 25th

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rickyv: John Lennon was once asked in an interview “Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?” ...

Jun 24th

Seriously, is there anything better than...

kaytee: I don’t think there is. Nope.

Jun 24th

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There is absolutely no way I can not watch this and not see something dirty.

Jun 24th

get psyched.

Jun 24th

Jess and I saw The Hangover tonight.  It was hilarious.  The...

Jun 23rd

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sexmusic: everlong (acoustic) // foo fighters It doesn’t get much better than this.

Jun 23rd

Fact: I could never date anyone with a...

(via prophetized)

Jun 22nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21)

Jun 22nd

Yes Man was fantastic

Jun 22nd

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“Uh Huh” by Munchausen By Proxy

Jun 22nd

Jun 22nd

(via ceceliafindorff) Fact:  I faked being sick for a...

Jun 21st

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a...”
— Mac (via movieoftheweek)

Jun 21st

Jun 21st

theduty: high scorer. As a kid, my mom used to pretend to...

Jun 21st

Living alone sucks sometimes.  Maybe I’ll just order a pizza, drink some beer, and watch some...

Jun 21st

Jun 21st

“How would you describe your music? Keep in mind that ‘crap’...”
— Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,...

Jun 21st

“From Check Your Head to Check Your Prostate!”
— Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,...

Jun 21st

Against All Odds by Phil Collins. My number one song played...

Jun 21st

inothernews: rocketjumper: (via inky) Ouch.  And sad.

Jun 20th

amandalynferri: Minnesota woman to pay Universal Music Co.  a total of $1.92 million or $80,000...

Jun 19th

A day in the life of my brother, Karaoke...

jeremy: haha I got a police escort out of a karaoke bar last night for being "too annoying"
me: where?
jeremy: Old Chicago in Uptown
me: what was so annoying?
jeremy: lol when the cops came they said I was "making everyone feel uneasy and uncomfortable"
me: so what do you think you did to make people "uneasy"?
jeremy: I was just being me haha
me: what did you sing?
jeremy: 2 Become 1 and My Heart Will Go On
me: horrible songs
jeremy: Absolutely
me: wait, so you made people uncomfortable singing a spice girls song?
jeremy: haha yeah. maybe it was the finger in the hole motion I was doing with my hands
jeremy: oh and the thrusting motion with my hips while standing with one hand planted on the table of 5 girls
jeremy: not gonna lie... it's my greatest karaoke moment. police escorts are pretty awesome
jeremy: I'm a big deal now

Jun 18th

dogganghappened: jonathaneunice: (via...

Jun 18th

theduty: OH OJ! theduty posts everything that is equally...

Jun 18th

Yeah, it’s really good.

Jun 17th

inothernews: “You bettah REBLOG this shit!” That was...

Jun 17th

All my expectations of Real Housewives...

Jun 17th

I sat at home. Throwing up. With...

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Jun 17th

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“Gimme Sympathy” by Metric

Jun 17th

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theduty: urlesque: The Keyboard Cat video to end all Keyboard Cat videos. Ladies and gentleman,...

Jun 17th

i blame ava

I cleaned out my desktop and recycling bin on my computer.  I removed gifs or jpgs named: 1. balls ...

Jun 17th

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Trailer for “It Might Get Loud” The movie revolves around a day when Jimmy Page, Jack...

Jun 16th

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indierawk: Radiohead - No Surprises. “A heart that’s full up like a landfill, a job that slowly...

Jun 16th

Did it just get hot at work?  Good lord. 

Jun 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-14)

Jun 15th

thedailywhat: Mashup of the Day: Fan-made mashup of The...

Jun 15th

5 dollar steal at Target.  Great movie. Ya think?

Jun 14th

Don’t fuck fool with the babysitter!

Jun 14th

Wow.

Jun 14th

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Jun 14th

Kare 11 just did a story tonight about Amsterdam’s bar...

Jun 14th

My brother came home drunk last night and decided to bake a...

Jun 13th

Smile Friday. My first, and its fake. I just got home from...

Jun 13th

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thedailywhat: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: America’s grandma Betty White has no pity for Jimmy as...

Jun 12th

schbank: Walter Simmons (Lithgow) leads a double life as a...

Jun 12th

schbank: Hilarious, every time.

Jun 12th

in the mood..

for a bonfire.

Jun 12th

(via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)

Jun 11th

“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who...”
— Marilyn Monroe (via...

Jun 11th

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“Steal My Kisses” by Ben Harper Do I wanna go down to Iowa to see him in July?

Jun 11th

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This is pretty much my worst nightmares come true.

Jun 11th

via historicaltweets I only thing twitter-related...

Jun 11th

The Minnesota Zoo pisses off Chrissie Hynde

Jun 11th

“We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times...”
—  Chuck Klosterman (Killing...

Jun 11th

“Styx and The Stones may break my bones but ‘More than...”
—  Chuck Klosterman (Killing...

Jun 11th

“Never before has a fugshot caused my brain to almost...

Jun 11th

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Jun 11th

During a meeting at work, I daydreamed of winning a $1000...

Jun 9th

random movie quote

Megan Dayton: Whatever you do, don't shave your legs.
Grace Briggs: Why?
Megan Dayton: Well, then you definitely won't let it go too far.
Grace Briggs: Megan! It's a *first* date!
Megan Dayton: Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he says sounds brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality.
Grace Briggs: I think you should needle-point that on a pillow.

Jun 9th

(via happiestpeopleever) My pic got posted on happiest...

Jun 9th

I have a serious case of the Mondays so aside from one meeting and a few phone calls, I’ve...

Jun 8th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-7)

Jun 8th

The drive back from Fargo to Minneapolis sucks when your cd player decides it doesn’t want to...

Jun 7th

Another weekend trip

Quick trip up to Fargo this morning for Jared’s  30th birthday surprise party.  Then I come...

Jun 6th

My friends may have a monkey at their...

Jun 6th

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(via fuckyeahscrubs) It’s Friday!

Jun 5th

“Somehow, now, after hearing all those insightful, meaningful...”
— Remember when a girl...

Jun 5th

thedailywhat: Blake Wright: Untitled (Guess What, Mark...

Jun 5th

Matt: Can't believe you two are so obsessed with this guy.
Me: You stayed late to find it
Matt: I just happened to find it when checking my email on YAHOO. Don't worry Amber. We all know that you already saved it to your computer along with all your underage photos of Ron Weasley
Me: I'd get sleazy for Ron Weasley.
Matt: Scary. You're tattoo makes a lot more sense now.
Believe
The "B" Is in the shape of a heart
The heart represents love.
Since the heart is red, it clearly shows your love for Gingers
Ron is a Ginger and you "believe" that he will be yours one day.

Jun 4th

gifparty:

Jun 4th

Sadly youtwitface.com isn’t a real website yet.

Jun 4th

Jenny Lewis by Dan Park. link

Jun 4th

I gotta go to the mall and buy some new shelltoes but I...

Jun 3rd

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Jun 3rd

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Jun 2nd

My brother’s old roommate just posted this picture...

Jun 2nd

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“Heavy Cross” by The Gossip. Patiently waiting their new album to be released.

Jun 2nd

Missing Air France jet hit 'turbulence'

Jun 1st

On June 1st, 1967 The Beatles released St. Pepper’s...

Jun 1st

fuckyeahmarilynmonroe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARILYN! On June...

Jun 1st

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ewokonline: ambryo: “Stuck Between Stations” by The Hold Steady. I go back and forth on this...

Jun 1st

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“Stuck Between Stations” by The Hold Steady. I go back and forth on this band. If they...

Jun 1st