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My first book.

Mar 31st

“This is Dan.”
— Random text message I got...

Mar 31st

Just cause.

Mar 30th

My favorite picture from last night.  Before the knifes came...

Mar 28th

ShamWow Vince Will Slap Chop A Ho!

Mar 28th

travors: iPod Thumb Tack Microphone - Apartment Therapy...

Mar 27th

Me: Dad! How do you even know what Twitter is? I'm not going to tweet, I don't even care to know what I'm doing every 20 minutes.
Dad: I am in the loop now that i could tweet, even tho i don't know how to tweet.

Mar 27th

“Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk...”
— Michael Scott, drinking at...

Mar 27th

(via movieoftheweek)

Mar 26th

pssst. if you leave your blinds open at night, i WILL look...

Mar 25th

Listen

copycats: What A Wonderful World by Joey Ramone originally by Louis Armstrong (posted...

Mar 25th

tumblsecrets: “I would like you better if I was skinnier. And that makes me hate myself.”

Mar 24th

The Reel Mariliyn by Iri5.

Mar 22nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-22)

Mar 22nd

Watch

Amy Winehouse is starting to look like she’s getting better.  I know this is good, but a...

Mar 21st

Mar 21st

thedailywhat: Oh, Onion. You always know just what to say.

Mar 21st

It makes me sad when someone’s food smells so good at their desk and all I have a small can of...

Mar 18th

overflowing: Happy St. Patty’s Day tumblr. friends!

Mar 17th

I am emotionally retarded. I should not...

(via overflowing)

Mar 17th

Somebody needs to hire my brother. So good.

Mar 17th

I joined Facebook today, a little late to the game.  I found...

Mar 17th

Greatest Picture Ever.

Mar 16th

I tried watching He's Just Not That Into...

Love shouldn’t be that hard.  Stop whining. If he doesn’t call back, move on. ...

Mar 16th

Watch

thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Comedian Jerry Minor invited Chris...

Mar 16th

(via mermaidofthesoil)

Mar 16th

Listen

“Golden Slumbers” by The Beatles

Mar 16th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-15)

Mar 15th

Watch

superbarbs: featherinherhair: capucha: Fooling the toothfairy on Vimeo (via Vimeo) This is...

Mar 15th

Me: Man vs. Wild-Bear just skinned a goat with his hands. Hilarious!
Paul: Dude delivered his own baby last week and named him Huckleberry.

Mar 15th

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The past two Sundays, I’ve watched 3 straight hours of Moving Up on TLC.  I am hoping this...

Mar 15th

I found this beauty on my computer tonight.  It’s from...

Mar 15th

Glamour Magazine Gift Subscription- One full...

Mar 14th

WTF

My local ABC affiliate bumps Jimmy Kimmel from 11:05 to 12:05am so they can televise a second...

Mar 13th

“I straight up don’t understand this woman or her...”
—  John McCain’s daughter,...

Mar 11th

Name the one record that significantly...

Dilate by Ani Difranco. June 1996. I had just graduated high school and I had no sense of who I...

Mar 11th

Listen

“Untouchable Face” by Ani Difranco

Mar 11th

hyperdink: via www.diskursdisko.de

Mar 10th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-3-8)

Fugazi (14)   Ray LaMontagne (3)   The Strokes (3)   The Black Angels (2)   Arctic Monkeys (2)  ...

Mar 10th

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This is amazing!  Just what I needed to wake up. thedailywhat: Mashup of the Day: “The Brits are...

Mar 8th

I’ve seen Pamela Anderson’s nipples way too much this week and they freak me the fuck...

Mar 8th

I can’t wait to see No Doubt.  O M G. P.S. Gwen,...

Mar 8th

It’s Friday night but  I’m really craving Sunday brunch.

Mar 7th

I really need a vacation.

Mar 6th

rickyv: streeter: I got Amir back for the Yankee Prankee. ...

Mar 4th

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I can’t wait too see this.  On a side note, I think if you use this Hall and Oates song in a...

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

Mar 4th

(via overflowing) one of my favorite pictures of Marilyn...

Mar 4th

THIS is my favorite.

Mar 4th

tylercoates: I think I’m hilarious, and that’s all that...

Mar 2nd

Mar 2nd

Lights Out: Amber's Life Story

indierawk: I know it’s late, but here’s something moderately entertaining to keep the bored,...

Mar 2nd