January 2012
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I was just flipping through a beauty store ad trying to figure out what to buy myself for my birthday. Then I found it.
Turning 34 sucks and it’s nothing to celebrate.
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People are saying it's too soon for Joe Paterno...
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Rule of thumb. It’s never too soon for jokes. Also, the quicker I put my hands over eyes and groan, the better the joke it is.
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I’m watching the first two episodes of Alcatraz on Hulu. Thank you, JJ Abrams, you magnificent son of a bitch.
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Azealia Banks - Needsumluv
Day 4 of my 9 day weekend
This is the last time I take time off without a trip involved. The shit I’ve almost blogged is just pathetic, almost depressing. Example:
What’s the better motivator to clean for you?
Watching a couple episodes of Hoarders or the promise of cheese bread for lunch when you are finished?
Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson →
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We approve of this website. Two paws up!
Relevant to my interests.
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Day 1 of my 9 day weekend
Woke up at noon, watched every episode of The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, and dined on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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I'm so sad that there's no Community tonight
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Watchtwentyfourbit:
The Kills: “The Last Goodbye” Video
Alison Mosshart and Jamie Hince commemorate their decade as the Kills with this new official video for Blood Pressures single “The Last Goodbye,” directed by actress Samantha Morton. Watch the black-and-white clip above, as the pair reflect from the view of a photo booth lens.
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hmmmmm
adventuresintralalala:
Is seeing the Black Keys worth going to a show at the Target Center? I was out of town for their show at Roy Wilkins last year which is even worse sound-wise but everyone said it was incredible. It’ll be worth it right?
WHEN WAS THIS ANNOUNCED? WHO IS OPENING FOR THEM? WHERE IS MY EMAIL FROM THEIR OFFICIAL MAILING LIST? WHY AM I YELLING??
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“Dancing in Houston” (“Glam Pop...
Purchasing Ruko has turned me into a shut in.
Besides a few hours of work on Saturday morning, all I did this weekend is watch Peep Show. When that was finished, I started watching That Mitchell and Webb Look and that’s even better. Good thing I have plans for Friday and Saturday next weekend.
WatchI laugh anytime I think about this scene.
Album Covers Minus The Dead Guys →
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Oh, last night.
We weren’t allowed upstairs...
December 2011
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They say what you do new years eve is going to be...
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So here’s to 2012, where i’ll lavish in left over pizza, cheap red wine, and no sex.
I can’t wait to begin you.
People make such a big deal over tonight. It’s so stupid. It’s not any different then any other night. The one year I decided to get all dolled up and go to some fancy party downtown was in my top ten of worst nights ever. This year will be different...
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Things I find myself saying a lot.
I have a blog but it’s not as dorky as it sounds. Well, kinda.
“Carson Daly and a ball dropping. There’s two images that should never be said in...”
– The NYE wisdom of Seth Cohen.
Good morning.
(via growingpangs)
Making Caramel Apple Jello Shots and Chex Mix for tonight. I was going to make Fancy Watermelon Jello Shooters as well until I got shot in the eye with lime juice. I threw my knife down, said “Fuck this” and walked away.
Edit: It’s surprising how much a bagel and cream cheese can calm one’s mind and give them the courage to take on a challenge. I went back to hallowing...