IT FINALLY HAPPENED! HAPPY 9.02.10 DAY!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Making valentines is harder then you would first think. First, it’s all politics. The really awesome people have to get the monkey cause they are”better then a banana” and the lame get the giraffes. Then you have to start being considerate. You don’t wanna give anyone overweight the Rhino that says “you’re tons of fun” and can’t give the black kid the monkey. Maybe i’m just overthinking it.
My newest ringtone. Play it loud and play it often.
Fucked up
alwaysintense:d3dk0w:bigbitchmarii:in-circles:matteomac:
Edward Mordrake (sometimes written Edward Mordake) is claimed to be a 19th century heir to one of the peerages in England who had an extra face on the back of his head. According to the story, the extra face could neither eat nor speak, but it could laugh and cry. Edward begged doctors to have his ‘devil twin’ removed, because, supposedly, it whispered horrible things to him at night, but no doctor would attempt it. He committed suicide at the age of 23.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Mordrake
I just don’t care and I can see any good commericals tomorrow. I’m watching The Sound of Music instead.
When i was like 18 my dream was that Adam Horowitz would propose to me on the Maury Povich show but he was dressed as a gorilla so i didnt know it was him at first.
And he was singing Edelweiss.
I’m still a dork.
I really wanted to go to the Minnesota Zoo today but it was too cold since the exhibits I like most, The Grizzly Coast and Minnesota Trail are mostly outside. I forgot I set up a Flickr account of my pics from the zoo so I added a few more today.
Tee of the Day: “Guy Fawkes Mustache” tee from Block 33.
Remember, remember to love your soup strainer / No matter which mustache you’ve got.
[theawesomer.]
This looks like my brother’s design “Facial Hair Club For Men” printed on Threadless.
Don’t buy your woman a dozen red roses for Valentine’s Day. Boring! Show a little bit of personality and thought to it.
Trust me. I’m an expert. I deliver flowers 3 or 4 days a month. Hah.
Oh, also, your grandma doesn’t want carnations in a teacup.
I guess I’m gonna see Huey Lewis and the News playing all seven plus hits at a casino in April. Who’s jealous? You.
I don’t know what’s more lame- Huey Lewis and the 2/5ths News playing the indian casino scene or the glitter of excitement deep down in my heart for this.
DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshake | Art Brut
TIRE OF CUTE A baby gibbon sits on a swing in its enclosure in Vienna’s Schoenbrunn zoo. (Photo: Reuters via the Telegraph)
Please give me a moment while I die of cute overload. I’m a sucker for gibbons.