I got it in my mind that I wanted to get drunk and now that’s all I can think about.
Only took 17 years!
Bundle up and watch your wallet. My roommate got good ol’ fashioned pick pocketed last year. So much for Minnesota nice.
Good to know! I don’t really believe in Minnesota nice anyway. We may be nice to your face but we’ll be sure to talk shit about you behind your back!
“C’mon Marshall, let’s celebrate! It’s summer vacation.”
I love the Minnesota jokes on How I Met Your Mother.
Thanks to my mad Paint skills, I’ve been able to re-create a scene earlier in my apartment tonight when I slipped into my first Snuggie. I got this for my Dad for Christmas but I had to open it and try it on. Anything I’ve said against Snuggies, I take back. They are awesome!
I got a Christmas card in the mail with no return address. I didn’t recognize anybody in the picture on the front. I looked at the name first, signed Stacy, but I don’t know anybody named Stacy. I started reading it…
Dear Amber,
It’s been so long! We were in Brownies together. I forget if we were in Girl Scouts, too many pot brownies in my college days. LOL! So how are you? Things are well here. I have 2 kids now. I only hate one of them. Jokes! I hate both of them. Anywhoo!! The picture on the front was from our trip to Colorado. My husband Jim crashed into a tree. I wish it was one of the kids. Oh, how I miss our days in Brownies, when we had nothing holding us back. The world was our oyster! Well, gotta get going, my BFF/kidney donor is waiting for me at Olive Garden!
Love, Stacy
Fake Christmas card from my brother, Jeremy.
Frosty The Red-Nosed Snowman | Meatwad & Carl
from Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Have Yourself A Meaty Little Christmas