35 cats away from being the crazy cat lady.
life is full of "I shaved for this?" moments.
weezer’s next album should be the yellow album
a dedication to asians: love rivers cuomo
hah!
Happy 54th Anniversary Doc Brown!
On this day in 1955, Doctor Emmet Lathrop Brown was standing on a toilet hanging a wall clock when he slipped and beat his head on the bathroom sink. Unconscious, Doc had a vision and that vision was that of a flux capacitor — the device that makes time travel possible.
(via: geekologie)
Hasbro is looking into their massive toy box for another hit franchise. the company, along with Peter Barsocchini (screenwriter of all three High School Musicals), plan on a revival of the 1980’s all-girl glam-rock adventure show Jem.
Details of what Jem’s licensing resuscitation will entail are vague, whether it means Hasbro is working on a new cartoon or a live-action movie. Guess is that the toys will come first — that’s still Hasbro’s bread-and-butter — and the projects, whatever they may be, will follow. Jem creator Christy Marx would like to update the property for a new generation of young girls (and open-minded boys).TRULY TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS.
1. Awesome!
2. Who is in the star? Rio is Fat Elvis and Jem looks like Linda Carter aka Wonder Woman.
| Tracy Jordan: | I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins? |
| Jack Donaghy: | I've got two ears and a heart, don't I? |
yeah, you eat the piece of corn. sexy times.
wtf. this is just so stupid. but it just makes me giggle.
The importance of reviewing emails before you press send
| Daisy: | When he was raping with Michael Jackson, did he dance too? |
| Me: | First, it's rapping. Let's not start anymore rumors. Secondly, no the backup singers didn't really dance. |
Weezer Need To Fucking Stop Making Music.
right now. just stop. its embarrassing for everybody.
Rivers, step into my office.
- did you lose a bet?
- is this performance art?
- did you quit doing drugs? if yes: why not get back on drugs?
- are you doing too many drugs? if yes: why not do more drugs?
- so you like to exclusively bang asian chicks. i will personally drive you to the Sherman Oaks Galleria and let you loose if you promise me to never, ever do a song with Lil Wayne again. or cover Lady Gaga. or make any more music.
- rock stars aren’t supposed to enjoy being rock stars. this is why Axl Rose was Axl Rose and went batshit and banged models and Bret Michaels is playing Hepatitis Boggle.
- actually, fuck all that. here’s a gun, a candle, and a picture of Brian Wilson crying. i’ll leave you alone.
Ned and I agree on these points.
I’m gonna go listen to Pinkerton and remember when I believed in and trusted Rivers.
Sadly, I have to agree. I was okay with the first single off the newest cd. But then I heard the colloboration with Lil’ Wayne, singing with the chick from Gossip Girl, and the final nail in the coffin, the Snuggie/Sneezer. I didn’t buy the Red Album, just downloaded the songs. I can’t even bring myself to download “Raditude”. (no comment on the name)
Fugazi - ‘Suggestion’ from 13 Songs/self-titled EP
’cause I saw Ian MacKaye when I was takin’ my kid to school this morning…
Oh, Fugazi.
Boyfriend and I ate this at Olive Garden today. I meant DEVOURED this at Olive Garden today.
Yes! My friends and I split this last year and we still talk about how good it was.
Katie Couric and the CBS Evening News is going to cover auto-tuning tonight. I hope they mention her fabulousness.
Squirell eats a ritz cracker to Huey Lewis’ ‘If This is It” (via kosstheory)
MAGICAL.
Everything about this video makes me giggle.
